misslazarus asked: funniest fuckn shit here!
keep up the good work, ladies
keep up the good work, ladies
drunkishmom: i wonder if casey anthony will write a book named “if i had done it” as a sequel to OJ’s book ha ha ha there’s so much wrong about this post that i don’t even know where to start
As I explained to a friend,
urethrafranklin: fapitalism: If you ever feel as if you will soon be in danger..I will give you an extremely funny photograph of Joey with what looks like the Stanley Cup on his head. If you are in danger, just hold it up in the sky, yell “LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH!” and Chad Kroeger will come soaring out of the heavens on a giant Phoenix to aid you in battle. this is why i solemnly believe...
the new dashboard gave me cancer :(
Bold what you've been called
loaferchris: ugly stupid not good enough a waste of space anorexic fat a whore/hoe/slut loser bitch useless freak emo retard unwanted gay fag too tall too short nerd you’d be better dead
One day we will
josva: youngy: Cuddle on the couch while we watch a movie, Go to the park and eat ice cream, Cook dinner together, Go to the carnival and i’ll try to win you a prize, Go the beach and watch the sunset together, Get matching pillow cases, so when we sleep, we can hear the beat of our hearts, Go to Disneyland and live our lives happily ever after. ♥
selfimm0lationn: Seeing my school burning: Seeing Hogwarts, my real school burning: Reaction:
Reblog if you are stupid lol.
! ATTENTION BELIEBERS !
tumblrsworstblog: annefranksgasmask: hollacaust: hellabieber: on June 8th we are going to prank Justin! every Belieber shall change their Twitter icon into a UNICORN! preferably a purple one =) And we will spam him non-stop, saying unicorn, like #unicornBieber or something. SPREAD THIS AS MUCH AS YOU CAN! for questions go to: purplebieberstunna.tumblr.com or...
'yo, usher' 'jb, what's up man?' 'i'm just playing...
youjustgotbiebered: bieberstuff: REBLOG IF YOU HEARD JUSTIN’S AND USHER’S VOICES IN YOUR HEAD WHILE READING IT reblogging this. for the 3rd time. because it’s my post and i’m proud it’s got so many notes. ;)
Reblog this post if you've never sent someone a...
dapperly-rejecting-britney: acheleismyobsession: tvdobsessions: madisalvatore: hoya-anon: Never have, never will. It’s pointless and childish. It hurts people and what do you feel better? No…so pointless. NEVER. i love you guys too much anyways. chemotherapy
If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.
tumblrsworstblog: ch0des: fascinatedbytheocean: franchellszx6: OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES! WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION The notes. forever r If you dont reblog: If you don’t reblog this.. you’re obviously a person who links tumblr to facebook. if we’ll get this to a million? OMG it’s on over 1.5 million now! SHUT THE FUCK UP
When 5th graders have facebook
milkforthekhorneflakes asked: You are the best thing to happen to this site. Ever.
self explanitory →
Dana Marie Cecilia. 5T4S Single Straight New York
"Michael stop fucking screaming out shit and turn...
whoops i forgot my sister was home
Reblog if you are a wizard
fuckyeahlolthings: gryffindorteamseeker: ukulily: 1.3Million wizards and witches on Tumblr!! yup /wrists
How to sound more sophisticated by changing one...
LOL → LQL Laughing Out Loud? Psh. Laughing Quite Loudly. the NOTES